Here's a funny story or two:
1) I was at the bar tonight and of course the best way to get the attention of the bartender is to wave around money. So I'm waving a hundo and I order 3 drinks. When she gives me my change the woman tries to give me back 30 some odd dollars lol. Then she walks away quickly. When I say...umm...excuse me wtf she mumbles something like oh I thought I gave you a 50 even though she didn't even look at my money to realize her mistake. LOL. No tip for you.
2) I was talking to a big black guy on the bus because he had a yellow yankees hat and we were shooting the shit about nyc and stuff. I also asked him where to find good jerk chicken because he had a giant jamaican shirt on. Somehow we end up talking about poker and he goes on for a while about how he wants to stake me in a highstakes game with Wiz Khalifa and 'Lil Wayne lolz. Apparently I have a baby face so no one will ever believe I am any good and they will all think that they can bully me around. He also sold me a bootleg month long bus pass at like 1/3rd the price. When I asked him where he got it he told me, "don't worry about it". As we walked around downtown while I waited for the bus to the casino he told me about the "easy money" in his roulette system; I swear he seemed to know like 40% of the people who were around just on the street.
My life is absurd.
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